Monday, November 30, 2009

Creeeeeeepeeeeeee...and not me. I promise.

http://eponymousrex.tripod.com/

^THAT IS NOT ME. Nor did I steal my name from this perverse skulking photographer...in fact, I am strongly considering changing my name based on his eerie collection of surreptitious pics of...chicks' feet. I was not brave enough to read his stories of...feet...violence...and...transformation. Urrrrrrrggg.

I am now afraid of googling my real name in the fear that I will discover some squamous Lovecraftian doppelganger that likes stimulating his prostate via his urethra using pieces of wire.

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