Wizards Thinks You're a Loser

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Countless devastating spells. Legions of deadly creatures. Infinite ways to say Here I Rule. Sentence fragments=ME POWERFUL!

Riiight wizards, that's why we play. Because we want to feel good about ourselves. Because we're funny looking geeks who can barely heft a football, so we're willing to settle for a purely imaginary and cerebral forum. We don't rule in the hallways of schools. We don't rule in the workplace. We definitely don't rule in a gym. But here, here at this table, in this store, surrounded by Warhammer miniatures, manga, and a display case devoted entirely to dice, Here We Rule.

Why do you play? Do you play to feel good about yourself, or do you just play to feel good?